Hello fellow masturbators. My name is Jason, and I live in the Bible Belt of the South. I first started masturbating when I was 13 and didn't understand what was happening. Sex isn't something my family mentions, much less rubbing your own penis. I'd had a good day at school, so after I took my shower that night, I lay down on the bed and started rubbing a pillow across my penis. I had been having erections for some time, but nothing like I was about to feel. I suddenly ejaculated and thought I had done something horrible and that I was about to die. I quickly cleaned up the mess and realized I wasn't dying, and that it actually felt good. Soon after that I stumbled upon JackinWorld, and I learned I wasn't the only guy who liked to rub his penis. I've tried all of the techniques listed here, but I still prefer the old "Fist" method. Even though I'm right-handed I use only my left hand to masturbate with.
One somewhat funny experience: I was 14 and decided to rub my penis with oatmeal, because oatmeal always feels so warm...trust me, bad mistake. What foreskin I have (I am circumcised) swelled up, and I thought I was going to die. Being from a southern Baptist family I decided God was punishing me (which He wasn't, because there is nothing wrong with masturbating). Thankfully the swelling went down, after a frantic call to the "Dial-a-Nurse" program, and I swore I'd never try oatmeal again.
I highly recommend that everyone try taking a shower in a pair of white briefs on. When the cloth gets wet it clings to your penis, and then you can peel it off and try your favorite masturbation method. I've tried a little of everything when it comes to masturbating, and I even tried the feared "anal stimulation" — no, I'm not gay, but it does feel great. The first time I tried it I wrapped a cucumber in plastic wrap and put aloe vera on and pushed into my anus. I've never had an erection like that, but for some reason I wouldn't ejaculate until I pulled it out. Stupidly, I decided once to try a screwdriver — no, not the pointed end but the handle — and I quickly discovered it was a little more then I could take.
Since I masturbate every night, I usually just do it in the shower. I've stopped standing in the shower now; I turn the water on as hot as possible until the bathroom fills with steam, and then I lie down on the floor. By then I'm rock hard and have a great time. I'm really paranoid about being noisy when I masturbate, so in my mind I've created words to mutter out loud when I have to. For example, if I want to say f*ck I say "soap," if I want to say "suck" I say "shampoo," and when I'm finished, to tell myself how good it felt, I simply say "soap and shampoo." This works fairly well, but I'm sure my girlfriend might find it a little strange if I start muttering about shampoo during sex.
Since I come from such a strict religious family, I've struggled with whether or not masturbation was wrong. I would try to stop, but the longest I could make it was a week. Most of my friends joke about masturbation and about it being "gay," but I know they all masturbate. I've even heard some of them doing it in the shower when I've been at their house. I've never even managed to stop long a enough to have a real "wet dream." After thinking about it a lot I've found there is nothing wrong with masturbation as long as it doesn't cause any problems.
Even today I still masturbate once or sometimes twice a day, but nothing will ever compare to that first time. I'm open to trying anything that makes me feel good, as long as it is safe. I've even tried masturbating for hours on end, stopping just before I ejaculate, but so far I haven't been that patient.
Good luck, and happy masturbating!
Do you find yourself masturbating more often during some seasons than others? Why?
Answer this question | Suggest a question
Answer this question | Suggest a question
Soap and shampoo
Gender:
Male